- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.