- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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