Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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