- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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