Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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