A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Why did the dog die? He was old

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Feminism.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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