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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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