Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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