What do you call a black man? Black

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Asian women drivers...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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