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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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