What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Womens rights.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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A blind man watches TV

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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