Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Haha, I get it..

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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