Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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