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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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