What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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