- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

I'm gay.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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