- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Penis.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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