- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Woman's Rights

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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