Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Guest what? Dog

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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