Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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im @ work, LOL.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Apple juice.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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