- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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