What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

whats funnier than 24? 25

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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