- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

womens rights

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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