- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

No because your face is really f***** up.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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