- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

So a horse walks into a barn.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

flavin's head

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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