- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

You bumder!

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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