- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

The game.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Your face is hilarious.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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