how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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PEANIS!

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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