- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Robin, get in the car!

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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