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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Yo Momma is not fat.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

An Asian with a big dick.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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