- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

whats hairy and crys your mom

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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