- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Velcro. What a rip off.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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