What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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