- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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