- Anti Joke

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

You sick fiend

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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i like it in the mouth