- Anti Joke

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What do you call a banana? A banana.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither