What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

yolo your orange looks orange

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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