- Anti Joke

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.