A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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