- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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