- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

My name is Jeff

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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