Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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what is orange? an orange

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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