Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

a black guy hates chicken.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

A drunk guy walks into a car

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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