- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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