An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

what has genitial warts? me

What's the capital of Ohio? O

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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