- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge