- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

The game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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