why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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i have a christmas tree.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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