- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Robin, get in the batmobile

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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