- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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