- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

The Princess is in another castle

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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