- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

My love life

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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