yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Weed.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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