What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Knock knock Go away

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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