Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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