Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Wolfjob.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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