- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

A van drives into a car.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Knock Knock Come in! :)

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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