What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

a seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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