What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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wsde

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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The GOV and the WHO?

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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