One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Where are you going Your house

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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seek beauty

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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tim has no humor

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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