What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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