- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

smell the vitamin C

Guess who is violent. Osama

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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