Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Women's rights.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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