saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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