Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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