What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Anti Joke

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