How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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