- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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