Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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