what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Justin Bieber.

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A French man gets into a fight

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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i killed my family

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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