Get up Look in the mirror

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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