Then none of us want to be right.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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world society

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Derp

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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