What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

AIDS.

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