What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

My cat just died.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

You're tall.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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