- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your mam is so fat.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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