- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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