There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Me Neither.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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