An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Good afternoon.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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