- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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