- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

human centipede

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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