a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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