What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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haha Otarts was here

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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