Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Women's rights

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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