Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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don't read this

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Your social life.

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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