Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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