Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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smell the vitamin C

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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