How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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