What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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