A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Cool Brian

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What is older than history?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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where is the world?

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Vaginal secretions

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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