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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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