What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Women's rights.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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