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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

JUST KIDDING^

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

human centipede

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

You know what's funny? Rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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