You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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boobs!

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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I have an erection My mom!

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Whats white? A fridge

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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