- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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