a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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matt is fat

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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The queen having a shit

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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