- Anti Joke

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin