- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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