- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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