Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

My cat just died.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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