Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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