Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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CFL

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Nah

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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