Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Sex vagina. lol.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Women's rights

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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