- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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