- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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