A midget walked under a bar.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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www.xnxx.com

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Anti Joke

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