What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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