- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.