Its behind you like if you looked behind

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fish fishy caoimhin

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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