Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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