Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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I <3 Hitler

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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