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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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