Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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The dewey decimal system

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can you pass the soap?

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George W. Bush

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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