- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Youre mom is so dead...

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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