A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

mitchell palmer sucks

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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