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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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