why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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