- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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