- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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