- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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