What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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