- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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