- Anti Joke

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

knock knock who's there? faith

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.