- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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