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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Banana Hamock.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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