- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Women's rights

Knock, knock -The door's open.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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