- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im saul and i love cock

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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