Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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