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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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i just pooped that is all!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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