- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white jizz

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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