Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

nickel back

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

penis. nuff said.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Sex vagina. lol.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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