- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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