- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Nuneaton..

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

I woke up today

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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