- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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