- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Haha, I get it..

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

How old are you? 7

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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