What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Knock, knock -The door's open.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

A mormon walks into a bar.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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