- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

did you stub your toe?

You know what's natural? Bears.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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