ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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