What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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