- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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