- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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