- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

YOLO You only like Oreos

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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