What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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