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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.