What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

how much fish could a chicken

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

you dint have to be a jew matt

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What comes after 69? 70

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Anyone can post anything.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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