"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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William wright is Gay

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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