- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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