- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

whats brown and sticky a stick

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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