a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Female rights.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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