- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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