What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Justin Bieber.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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