roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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