- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why is the ground wet It rained

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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