- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

im telling maguire

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

9/11.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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