A baby seal walks into a club.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Trump will make America great again.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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My love life

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time to spruce up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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