Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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