Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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