What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

JUST KIDDING^

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

snooki

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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