What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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