What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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