- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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