My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Justin beiber..

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

for keeps?

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Why can't jokes spit?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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