- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cancer.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Dumbledore dies.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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