- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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