An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Smelly Indians.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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