cancer

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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A seal walks into a club.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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