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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Moral

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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