1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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AIDS.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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