- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

THE GAME.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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