- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Whats green? The color green.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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