Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock Shut up

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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