- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

kennah campion... being nice

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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