my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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