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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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