- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

whats hairy and crys your mom

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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