- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Knock knock Shut up

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

what's black and can't swim?

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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