- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

whats the capital of congo famine

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

What do you call a Jew A Jew

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

whats your budget like? a budget.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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