A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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knock knock go away!!!

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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it's funny because it's funny

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How old is your mom Dead

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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