Skrillex.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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My cat just died.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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