"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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The Colts this year.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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