Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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tom pauling

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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penis

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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