Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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