- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

what is a chicken answer: chicken

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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