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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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