Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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A man buys a prius

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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