What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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