- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What? Why?

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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