What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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James Patrick Campbell

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Trump will make America great again.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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Miscarriages.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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