- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

black people

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

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