Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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flavin's head

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Replacement Referees

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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