- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

You know whats funny Aids

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Woman's Rights

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

A fish swims up your penis...

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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