- Anti Joke

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.