What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Massie is a fatass

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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