- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats up and also down? your mum

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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