- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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