whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Face Hunter is scum

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Justin Bieber.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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