- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

whats brown and booky a book.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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