- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Shea's sty....

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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