If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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haha Otarts was here

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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kushagra tyagi

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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