- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why are trees green? I have no idea

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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